De omnibus dubitandum
17 Nov 2004
Chelle posted a set of Geek Epitaphs she got from differentSky. I figured I’d repost it here, and add a little game: come up with your own Geek Epitaphs to add to the list. I have a few additions of my own to start with.
The original list:
* Connection Reset by Peer
* Rem in peace
* Last instruction executed
* Infested with Worms
* Parsed Away
* End Function
* Set to Nothing
* Version 1 no longer supported
* Run-time licence expired
* is null
* Terminated but Stayed Resident
* Close all programs and log on as a different user (for Buddhists)
And my additions:
* </life> (old but still good)
Add your own in the comments.
12 Nov 2004
From the DNRC newsletter:
Lots of people write blogs, but I’ve never heard of anyone who actually reads them. What’s up with that?
Blogs exist to fill the important market niche of writing that is so dull that your eyes will burrow out of the back of your head to escape. People do read blogs, usually by accident, sometimes on a dare, but those readers are later mistaken for Mafia victims with what appears to be two holes in the back of their heads. On closer inspection, you might find their eyeballs clinging to the drapes directly behind them. Unless the cat gets them first.
2 Nov 2004
Breaking news in the Netherlands: Theo van Gogh, one of this country’s most vocal opposers of the current government and fiercely loyal follower of the assassinated Pim Fortuyn, has been shot and killed in Amsterdam this morning.
I’m too shocked to add any sensible comment right now.
29 Oct 2004
It seems William Gibson has resumed blogging, specifically to vent his thoughts about the upcoming US presidential election.
8 Oct 2004
I am now the proud owner of an Xbox. Technically it’s a used Xbox, though its total active time before I acquired it amounts to about six minutes. An acquaintance of mine bought it, but it turns out it’s a slightly updated version, which means a pal of his can’t hack it. And since he bought the bloody thing specifically to have it hacked and pumped full of ripped games, he passed it on to me for the friendly price of €100 (€50 below store price). Half the accessories were still plastic-wrapped.
Now I have to divide my game time between multiplayer mayhem on my PC and console coolness on the Xbox. There are some superb Xbox-only games out there that demand my attention, such as Burnout 3, Fable, and Ninja Gaiden.
There go the eviscerated remains of my social life.
13 Sep 2004
1 Sep 2004
Sorry for yet another political entry, but I got this in my email and couldn’t resist sharing it with you.
THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO VOTE REPUBLICAN TODAY:
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s cocaine conviction is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
Feel free to pass this on. If you don’t send it to at least 10 other people, we’re likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
Friends don’t let friends vote Republican.